Truly Absymal

Best Vice Dos and Don’ts: #1

“You know when you get really baked and you do a funny dance thing around the living room that makes your sister laugh so hard she pees herself? Some people like that moment so much they decide to do it forever.”

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Vice’s Dos and Don’ts

On Fucking Going To Town On People

I can’t think of anything more fun than fresh blood my knuckles. If the universe has a question, it also has an answer to it and I’ll be damned if the mild sense of astral-projection— the sheer, balloon-like feeling of having done something about the offensiveness of the world (that comes to us briefly, like a demon spirit, after we’ve kicked the living shit out of someone) isn’t the biological proof-positive of the necessity and effectaciousness of going to town on some motherfuckers that fuck with you. Results, goddammit. RESULTS!

love, P